Silly Moo Moo Milkshake is Kingston's milkshake bar: 5 blended shake flavours, each a 100ml shortfill for £6.50 at 70 percent VG to 30 percent PG, sold at 0mg with room for two nicotine shots. One creamy milkshake base runs through the whole menu, and what lands on top changes per bottle: Banoffee Pie, Strawberry Cheesecake, Lemon Meringue, Mint Chocolate and Bubblegum. Lighter than a full dessert liquid, sweeter than a fruit, and built for slow, smooth vaping.
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Kingston E-Liquids, the UK manufacturer behind our biggest single brand collection, structures Silly Moo Moo the way a milkshake bar writes its menu: one blended cream base, five things whizzed into it. That shared base is what separates this shelf from the Kingston Desserts range next door. A dessert liquid recreates a whole plated pudding, dense and rich; a milkshake liquid runs everything through cold milk and cream, which lightens even the heaviest topping into something you can vape all evening without fatigue.
The five blends split the menu neatly. Two are desserts in the blender: Banoffee Pie Milkshake whizzes banana, toffee and biscuit into the range's signature, and Strawberry Cheesecake Milkshake pours the cheesecake counter's favourite through cream. Two are British classics reimagined: Lemon Meringue Milkshake folds sharp lemon curd and toasted meringue into the shake, and Mint Chocolate Milkshake is the mint choc chip scoop, melted. And one is pure fun: Bubblegum Milkshake, pink candy through cold cream, the shelf's lightest pour.
Every bottle is Kingston's standard 100ml shortfill: 100ml of 0mg liquid in a 120ml bottle with headroom for two 10ml nicotine shots, because UK TPD rules cap nicotine containing e-liquid at 10ml per bottle. Two 18mg shots give a 3mg mix at 0.3 percent nicotine, and the 70 percent VG ratio produces exactly the thick, slow vapour a milkshake profile needs to feel like one.
The playful name sits on genuinely disciplined blending, because cream bases are unforgiving territory: too heavy a hand and every flavour tastes of the same custard, too light and the shake promise collapses into thin fruit. Kingston's base is calibrated so the topping stays in charge, which is easiest to hear on Lemon Meringue, where the curd's sharpness survives the cream intact, and on Mint Chocolate, where two strong characters share the glass without either drowning. Ranges like this are why the brand's five bottle shelves often outperform rivals' fifteen bottle ones: each recipe had to justify itself individually rather than pad a list.
Five shakes, one base, one price. Choose by what you would order at the counter.
Best for: pudding lovers who find straight dessert liquids heavy. Banoffee Pie Milkshake is the range's flagship: ripe banana and dark toffee smoothed through cream, the full pie without the weight. Strawberry Cheesecake Milkshake blends berry, cream cheese and biscuit into the drinkable version of the dessert counter classic.
Best for: sharper, more layered cream profiles. Lemon Meringue Milkshake cuts the cream with genuine lemon sharpness, the least sweet and most grown up shake on the menu. Mint Chocolate Milkshake is mint choc chip in liquid form, and the only place mint and chocolate meet anywhere in Kingston's 111 flavours.
Best for: candy fans crossing into cream. Bubblegum Milkshake floats classic pink bubblegum on the shake base: the natural next step for anyone who loves the Gazillion bubblegum range and wants it smoother.
Whichever shake you order, a shortfill needs nicotine shots if you want nicotine in the final mix.
Picking a first bottle is easier with the menu ranked by sweetness. Bubblegum Milkshake is the lightest and sweetest in character, Lemon Meringue the sharpest and least sweet, and the other three sit between, with Banoffee Pie the richest of the middle. Vapers arriving from fruit or candy liquids adjust fastest through Bubblegum or Strawberry Cheesecake, where a familiar note leads; vapers arriving from dessert liquids can start anywhere and usually reach for Banoffee Pie first. The shared base also means any two shakes blend cleanly in a tank, and the range's unofficial sixth flavour, half Banoffee and half Mint Chocolate, has a small but committed following among our regulars who discovered it by accident and never went back.
These four cover the menu: the flagship, the cheesecake, the sharp one and the candy crossover.
A useful way to place yourself: if your current favourite is a fruit or candy liquid, come in through Bubblegum or Strawberry Cheesecake, where a familiar note leads the cream. If you already vape desserts, Banoffee Pie will feel like home immediately, and Lemon Meringue is the one to try when everything else has started tasting too sweet. Vapers who fall for the base itself usually end up in the Kingston Desserts range eventually; think of this shelf as that one with the blender running.
The standard two minute mix applies, with cream profile habits worth adopting from the start.
Two 10ml 18mg shots from our nicotine shots range give a 3mg mix. One gives roughly 1.5mg; none keeps it nicotine free.
Pull the dripper nib, add the shots, and press it back firmly until it seats flush so nothing leaks.
Shake hard for at least 60 seconds, then let the bottle stand a day. Cream bases knit together with rest, and the difference between day one and day two is bigger here than on any fruit shelf.
Prime fresh coils generously and stay in the middle of your coil's wattage range: cream notes are smooth at moderate heat and scorch to butterscotch bitterness when pushed.
Like all creamy liquids, milkshake profiles coat coils faster than fruits, though the shake base is gentler than a full dessert liquid: expect coil life between the two. The habit that pays off most is dedicating a tank or pod to this shelf, because cream ghosts into bright fruit flavours worse than almost anything except menthol. Run the shake tank and a fruit tank side by side and both stay true, with spare fitments in our replacement coils and pods range.
Kingston sells both shelves side by side at the same price, and the choice is really about weight. Here is the honest comparison.
| Feature | Silly Moo Moo Milkshake | Kingston Desserts |
|---|---|---|
| Character | Blended, cool, smooth | Plated, warm, rich |
| Heaviness | Medium: cream lightens the load | Full dessert weight |
| Session length before fatigue | Long, evening friendly | Shorter, treat vaping |
| Signature bottle | Banoffee Pie Milkshake | Jam Roly Poly |
| Steeping benefit | A day helps | A day or more, essential |
| Coil impact | Moderate | Heaviest in the catalogue |
| Price | £6.50 per 100ml | £6.50 per 100ml |
| Best suited for | All evening cream vaping | After dinner indulgence |
The overlap flavour makes the point neatly: Strawberry Cheesecake exists on both shelves, as a milkshake here and inside New York Cheesecake's territory next door. The shake version is the one you can vape for three hours; the dessert version is the one you savour for one. Same fork in the road, same £6.50 either way.
The weight difference has a hardware dimension too. Full dessert liquids reward dedicated setups, patient steeping and careful wattage, which suits hobbyist vapers and puts casual ones off. The shake format forgives all of it: less steeping debt, a wider comfortable wattage band, slower coil wear, and a profile that still tastes right when vaped carelessly on a mid range pod. If dessert vaping has ever felt like more admin than it was worth, this shelf is the version with the admin removed, and that, as much as the flavour list, is what it is for.
The cream base delivers indulgence at a weight that lasts a whole evening without palate fatigue.
These are drink profiles, not pudding profiles: if the blender is your dessert, this is your shelf.
Bubblegum Milkshake bridges the Gazillion range and the cream shelves in one bottle.
Mint Chocolate Milkshake is a profile with no equivalent anywhere else in Kingston's 111 flavours.
The shelf also suits shared households where tastes diverge: the common cream base means two people can vape different shakes in different rooms without the flavours clashing when devices get borrowed, a smaller problem than it sounds until a menthol vaper borrows a custard tank.
We stock the Kingston range as an authorised retailer, sourced through official UK channels.
All five milkshake flavours held in stock alongside the nicotine shots needed to mix them.
Shake or dessert guidance and mixing questions answered by our UK based customer support team.
Fast, tracked 24 hour UK delivery, with details on our delivery information page.
A mixed 120ml bottle lasts a moderate direct to lung vaper around two to three weeks at 5ml to 10ml per day, roughly 24 fills of a standard 5ml tank. Milkshake profiles invite long, steady evening sessions rather than heavy daytime use, so bottles on this shelf often outlast the estimate, particularly when paired with a daytime fruit. These figures are estimates based on average usage conditions and your own pace will vary.
Cream profiles age gracefully: like the dessert shelf, a Silly Moo Moo bottle tastes better on day three than day one, and a well kept bottle holds its matured character for months. Store capped, upright, cool and dark, since heat and light oxidise added nicotine and dull cream notes into cardboard, mix each bottle as you open it, and check the printed best before date when your order lands.
The evening vaping pattern this shelf encourages has a budget consequence worth spelling out: a shake bottle vaped only after dinner at 2ml to 3ml a night lasts six to eight weeks, which makes it the lowest cost per week bottle most customers own even though the headline price matches every other Kingston 100ml. Pair one with a faster moving daytime fruit and the shake quietly becomes the anchor of the rotation, reordered a third as often while delivering the day's most anticipated tank.
UK TPD rules cap nicotine containing e-liquid at 10ml per bottle and 20mg per ml in strength. Silly Moo Moo complies by being sold at 0mg: each 100ml bottle is legal precisely because it contains no nicotine at the point of sale. The nicotine shots you add are TPD compliant 10ml bottles, notified to the MHRA as nicotine containing products before sale, with child resistant caps and UK labelling. A finished 120ml at 3mg, which is 0.3 percent nicotine, sits far inside every legal limit. All Kingston stock we sell is genuine UK manufactured liquid, not grey import.
For clarity given the name: these liquids contain no milk, dairy or sugar; the shake character comes entirely from food grade flavourings, and the playful branding is aimed squarely at adult vapers. E-liquid is never for drinking. Store every bottle capped and out of reach of children and pets, especially once nicotine shots are mixed in.
As with all nicotine containing products, e-liquid mixed with nicotine shots carries a risk of nicotine dependency and may cause irritation for some users. Vaping products are intended for existing adult smokers and vapers and should be used responsibly.
The standard Kingston sums apply: £6.50 plus two £1 nicotine shots is £8.50 for 120ml of finished 3mg liquid, close to 7p per ml, against £35 to £45 for the same volume in 10ml bottles. Cream and shake profiles typically sell at £10 to £15 per 100ml from premium brands, making this one of the biggest category discounts in the Kingston catalogue. Given the evening vaping pattern, one shake bottle plus one daytime bottle is the natural £13 order, and the shake usually outlasts its partner.
Budget one 18mg shot per 50ml when ordering, from the nicotine shots collection in the same basket. Natural daytime partners are the Get Fruity range for fruit or the Zingberry Range for berry menthol.
Shake bottles also store as gracefully as they steep, so ordering two shakes alongside the daytime bottle is safe economics rather than optimism: the second bottle matures in the cupboard while the first is vaped, and arguably tastes the better of the pair by the time its turn comes.
Five: Banoffee Pie Milkshake, Strawberry Cheesecake Milkshake, Lemon Meringue Milkshake, Mint Chocolate Milkshake and Bubblegum Milkshake, all 100ml shortfills at £6.50, made in the UK by Kingston.
The range's flagship blends ripe banana and dark toffee through the shared creamy shake base, with a biscuit undertone: the full banoffee pie experience at milkshake weight rather than dessert weight.
No. Dessert liquids recreate whole plated puddings and vape rich and heavy; milkshake liquids run their flavours through a cream base that lightens them for longer sessions. Kingston sells both shelves at £6.50, so the choice is purely about weight.
No. There is no milk, cream or sugar in any e-liquid: the shake character comes entirely from food grade flavourings. The liquid is never for drinking, whatever it tastes like.
Every bottle is sold at 0mg, which is 0 percent nicotine. Add two 18mg nicotine shots for a 3mg mix, one for roughly 1.5mg, or vape it nicotine free after shaking and a day's rest.
Yes. UK TPD rules cap nicotine containing e-liquid at 10ml bottles and 20mg per ml. Shortfills comply by being sold nicotine free in larger bottles, with nicotine added separately via compliant 10ml shots. All stock is UK labelled and sold to adults aged 18 and over only.
Every flavour is £6.50 per 100ml shortfill at Hulme Vapes. With two nicotine shots at around £1 each, a finished 120ml of 3mg liquid costs roughly £8.50, near 7p per ml, against £10 to £15 per 100ml for typical cream shortfills elsewhere.
The 70 percent VG mix suits sub ohm tanks and pods with coils below 1.0 ohm. Keep wattage moderate: cream notes are at their smoothest mid range and scorch bitter when pushed hot, and a dedicated tank stops the cream ghosting into brighter flavours.
If you are weighing this shelf against the desserts next door, or picking your first shake, our UK based team will match you in one message: reach us via the contact page and tell us your usual dessert order and how long you like a flavour to last in a session. Practical details worth including: your coil resistance, since below 1.0 ohm suits the 70VG mix, your wattage range, because cream prefers the middle, and your current nicotine strength for the shot count.
Our default first order suggestion, for what it is worth after years of milkshake questions: Banoffee Pie plus Lemon Meringue. The richest crowd pleaser beside the sharp outlier gives the truest picture of the range's breadth for £13, and whichever of the two you finish first tells you exactly where your next shake order should lean.
Delivery timings and cut off times for the fast, tracked 24 hour UK service are on the delivery information page. All vaping products on this site are for adults aged 18 and over.
Silly Moo Moo is the blended middle of Kingston's sweet shelves. These are the collections its customers most often shop next: the full desserts, the bubblegum crossover, the daytime fruit partner, and the shots every order needs.
The shake shelf's position between candy and dessert makes it the best connector in Kingston's sweet catalogue: candy vapers step up through Bubblegum Milkshake, dessert vapers step down through Banoffee Pie, and both directions of traffic report the middle ground suits daily vaping better than the extreme they came from. If your rotation feels stuck, one bottle from here loosens it more reliably than another bottle from your home shelf, which is why the range earns a place in so many baskets that came for something else entirely.
The full brand catalogue, all fourteen named ranges, lives in the Kingston E-Liquids collection.
